I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
I forget how to act sober
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