i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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