I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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