I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
the cop found his r2d2 bong and asked me if i ever smoked out of him. i'm like, no sir. he's like ahh. if i were to smoke, it'd definitely be out of some star wars character.
easily made my night.
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