so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
Well my door is unlocked for you, I'll be in the bathtub drinking a pre-mixed bottle of margarita until I forget the degree to which my life sucks.
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
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