i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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