Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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