Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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