He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
He said I looked like a ballsack and I tried to choke him out with my Ghostbusters pajama pants. Happy fucking Halloween.
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
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