In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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