Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
my "about me" section on Facebook should read "hell-bound alcoholic who wants to fuck a 40-year-old crackhead"
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
Randomize
