Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
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