Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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