I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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