is wine microwaveable?
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
It's not mothers day until you're vomitting syrup into grandma's toilet. Cherish the holidays
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
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