God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
Also you know what's irritating? When the guy you're sleeping with refuses to like any of your Instagram posts
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
there is puke in my bra ... again
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