4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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