I swear she didn't look like that last week.
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
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