I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
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