so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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