Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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