dear vagina, thank you for making it so goddamn hard to get pregnant. i love you.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
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