Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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