Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
Randomize
