that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
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