Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
Almost to work. And still feel hungover. Like my body is trying to regenerate after dying. Full on zombie shit. But like, one of those zombies from warm bodies that comes back to life slowly.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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