After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
I haven't been single on my birthday for 7 years. If you don't get me laid tonight, your best friend/wing woman status will be revoked.
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
Randomize
