we have officially lost it.
you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
Randomize
