You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
While I was sneeking out of her apartment, there was a giant cage with a parrot in it. I half expected it to squak "hit and run...hit and run."
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
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