Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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