he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
Randomize
