i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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