Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
The homeless woman that called me a "dirty looking cunt" the other day, was standing outside Starbucks today with a sign that said "Jesus loves you."
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
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