butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
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