Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
broke, out of weed, out of gas, out of food, and my gf just left me.
you're writing country songs now?
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
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