She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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