i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
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