i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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