We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
You were doing bacon vodka shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce. You're officially fucking disgusting. I love you.
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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