i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
After so many times of carrying your puked covered clothes home in a bag on a Tuesday morning, you begin to realize that Fucked Up Mondays aren't a real thing.
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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