I think my fart just growled at me.
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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