brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
I feel like death gave me a hand job
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
What should've been a 10 minute beer run turned into her having a 40 minute mental breakdown in my car while in the parking lot. She then asked if she could live at my house and be my girlfriend. Her finishing act was stealing my peanut m&m's.
Well, when a girl introduces herself as "stormy" and gets your number from her boyfriends phone, I'd say that your situation is to be expected.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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