well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
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