just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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