so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
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