your parents love me but you hate me
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
We have started to decorate penises.
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
What am I supposed to say? "Hey remember last spring when I did an ergonomic assessment on your office, well here's an ergo for your dick."
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