Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
Fuck morning classes. Fuck early work. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
Actions speak louder than pants.
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
I will come over now to take full advantage of you in your vulnerable state.
Fine. I should warn you I just threw up in danas fish tank. Fish are dead. Livers dead. I smell and look like a dead animal. And not showering. So deal with it.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
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