ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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