so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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