And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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