Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
Randomize
