But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
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